>talking to cute girl
>she likes me and thinks I’m cute
>is someone I went to college with
>in same state as me
>in the same town as me
>regularly visits me at work
I’m actually pretty excited right now
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Fuck yeah buddy.
Oh fook ya buds
DUDE YES
Get some, Nick!
THANKS GUYS
Nicks gonna get laiddddd. 🤘
If I reply to you feel special. If I don’t, I’m sorry I’m a pos. I have like 100+ messages on here that I never replied to. And I applaud the guys who try SO HARD to get at me. 😂 same with snapchat 😂
Des did my makeup 🐝😋
Guess who has glasses again! 🤓
Me grooming my horse.
- Me: Good morning
- Me: stoppp
- Me: stoppppp
- Me: what are you looking at?
- Me: NOPE stop
- Me: Do not bite me.
- Me: Kick me, I fucking dare you.
- Me: ow jesus
- Me: MOVE
- Me: Stop movinggg
- Me: Calm down. CALM.
- Me: back up
- Me: *all-purpose equestrian tongue clicking* backk upp
- Me: gross
- Me: STOPP
- someone: i love you
- me internally: prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it
- also me internally: please dont love me i dont want to hurt you this is terrifying please dont love me
- yet also me internally: good, everyone should love me. get on your fucking knees and worship the fucking ground i walk on.
- somehow also me internally: THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME!!!!!
- me externally: aww i love you too!!
Anonymous asked:
Dream girl?
fourlughero answered:
Oh wow. Alright here we go. It’s all about the perception of the world. A girl who looks at everything with light in her eyes. She loves everyone and sees the light in every single person on earth. She genuinely cares about everyone that comes into her life. She’s absolutely beautiful, but her beauty comes from her soul. Now I’m not the most eloquent guy on earth. But I hope this gives you an idea.
Walked for an hour today. Got close to passing out, but didn’t. Cleaned house. Making lunch for Austin for the rest of the week and getting dinner ready for when he comes home.
Anonymous asked:
Single or taken?
danthemedicman answered:
Why y'all keep asking me 🙄🙄🙄
I’m married, but separated
My school updated their website and now I can’t find anything 😣 I’m not made for this
Now I can’t log on. Whhyyyyy :(
Well.. looks like I’m never gonna get back to school 😂 I definitely thought that I owed like $300 less than I do. So there’s that.
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